![]() ![]() While working as a hired gun, I met the expensively beautiful Vanessa Carlyle, and we made a perfectly dysfunctional pair. Some may say that I killed them both in an attempt to steal Wade's identity, but guys, come on. Then I met Wade and Mercedes Wilson, a young couple that nursed me back to health after an early failed job. So, naturally, I decided to become an assassin (which is, by the way, an incredibly fun word to write). Okay, that's not true.but I do have a scar on my forehead! Several, actually!Īnyway, seriously, I joined the military at 17 years-old, but was discharged soon thereafter. Let's just say that I was an orphan, a wizard put me on my aunt and uncle's doorstep, they raised me in secret, and then I went to a special magic school where a bald man regularly tried to murder me with voodoo. If I don't remember, does it really count? Or matter? That, or someone brainwashed me into murdering my parents. Like any misunderstood hero, I probably had a difficult childhood that led to my career as a professional killer. Let the solemn origin story fade in? Section One (My Origin) From my very first appearance in NEW MUTANTS #98, to my latest booty-kicking, comic relief-ing anti-heroics, to a third thing that I can't think of right now, this is the definitive history of Deadpool. So, here it is, straight from the Merc with a Mouth's mouth-every detail of my morally ambiguous, mentally unstable, innuendo-laden past. Welcome to the Deadpool character bio, nerds! I mean.True Believers! Brought to you by me, myself, and I: the fabulous Deadpool! I could have let some smelly pencil-pushing intern spell out my life story for you, but you deserve better. ![]()
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